March 26, 2010

Rigid?

No, I am not talking about your inflexibility. Nor am I talking about your being adamant about holding on to your point of view. 

Nope, I am back to the latest use of Botox. 

Apparently, Botox is more much versatile than my jar of Vaseline, which I previously thought was the most multifaceted product I've ever come across. 

But, my jar of vaseline can't do this. 

To wit, botox can do the lifting saggy breasts procedure, which apparently only works on women with smaller breasts. If one is sweating over the small sagging breast syndrome, that can be eliminated with a shot or two to the underarms, palms or face. The headache that accompanies worrying over breast size is also, poof, eradicated.

Men, who have an enlarged prostate, have used Botox to decrease its size. That would be the prostate size not the penis size. If the unfortunate side effect was the latter, would the procedure still be considered?

Apparently women who wear excessively high heels are having Botox injections to mitigate the pain associated with this decision to tower over everyone in their vicinity. 

And there are more.

Here is the latest.

Spasm Therapy. Does your elbow, wrist or fingers spasm? It temporarily paralyses these spastic muscles, which I suspect must be a better alternative to having them take on a mind of their own. Unless, ofcourse, you are a musical conductor. 

Yet again, there are the myriad of disclaimers. Warning that Botox has a potential to migrate to other parts of the body is a real concern. Loss of ones ability to breath seems to be a high price to pay, don't you agree?

Nonetheless, if Allergen is part of your investment portfolio, perhaps this explains the permanent smile on your face. 

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