Want to relocate?

Feel compelled to move your own body fat around?  Here's a pretty easy manuever. Put on a skirt, pants, girdle, or panty hose that is at least one size too small. Voila! Fats been relocated to your midriff. 

Not the look you were going for, huh? 

Help is on the way. Wanting that very same fat to migrate further north? Well then, get thee to a practitioner of the latest procedure, fat relocation.

This is beyond scary stuff. The Society of Plastic Surgeons "reviewed the limited research on fat grafting to the breast and concluded that it can be considered a safe method of augmentation." Not sure about you, but 'limited research' and 'drawing a conclusion to proceed', don't seem to go together in a sentence that has ramifications on my health and well being.

Let's consider one of the down sides of this procedure. Fat necrosis. I suppose we all want our fat to die and go away, not however while it is still in our body. 

So while the two for one concept is appealing to some, "slim the thighs enhance your chest" oh and, by the way, while you are in the neighborhood, puff up your cheeks and lips (guess that would make it a four 'fer') I think, for now,  I'll take a pass.